When you’re on Facebook and you see someone post a status that is obviously something they saw on Tumblr.
canilivealittle:
And everyone thinks that whore is a genius

(Source: nickdel95)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
carolnguyen:
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
I like when you smile. Its cute.
(Source: kimmychuuux)

j-k-carlisle:
Buddhist Monk blesses a man who suddenly dies while waiting for the train.
when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)